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Field notes on search, AI answers, feeds and ads. No thought leadership, just things that work.

Google AdsAug 28, 2026

Your Google Ads optimization score is not a performance metric

Google's rep wants you at 100%. Here's what that number actually measures, which recommendations are worth applying, and which quietly spend your money.

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Web DesignAug 21, 2026

How many pages does your website need? Fewer than they sold you.

Most business sites are quoted by the page. Here's the honest count — which pages earn money, which are padding, and when one page is genuinely enough.

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SEOAug 19, 2026

Marketing for roofers: your real competitor isn't another roofer

Honest roofing marketing: why lead sellers own your market, the two customers you're actually selling to, and where roofing budgets get burned.

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GEOAug 14, 2026

AI can't run your JavaScript. Here's what ChatGPT actually sees.

Google renders your JavaScript. ChatGPT, Claude and Perplexity don't. Here's the 5-minute test to find out what AI really reads on your site.

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SEOAug 12, 2026

Marketing for plumbers: you're not selling plumbing, you're selling the next 90 minutes

Honest plumbing marketing: why emergency calls are won on the map, where the real money hides, and the five things that waste a plumber's budget.

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Web DesignAug 7, 2026

How long does it take to build a website? The honest timeline

A small-business site takes 3–6 weeks. Here's where every week actually goes, why your inbox is the real bottleneck, and when a long timeline is a red flag.

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SEOAug 5, 2026

SEO for HVAC companies: the work has to happen six months before the heat wave

Honest SEO for HVAC contractors: why summer rankings are won in February, the three searches that behave nothing alike, and what's a waste of money.

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GEOJul 31, 2026

Is ChatGPT recommending your business? Here's the 30-minute check

A practical audit to find out whether AI assistants name your business — what to ask, where to test it, and how to read the results honestly.

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SEOJul 29, 2026

How to get more Google reviews (without breaking Google's rules)

The honest playbook for getting more Google reviews for a service business — when to ask, how to ask, and the shortcuts that get your profile penalized.

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Web DesignJul 24, 2026

AI can build your website in 20 minutes. Should you let it?

AI website builders are genuinely great for some businesses and quietly expensive for others. Here's the honest line between the two.

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SEOJul 22, 2026

How to rank higher on Google Maps (the local pack playbook)

The honest, step-by-step guide to ranking in Google's Map Pack for local service businesses — what actually moves you up, and what's a waste of time.

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SEOJul 21, 2026

Marketing for home service businesses: what actually works in 2026

A no-BS guide to marketing for plumbers, HVAC, roofers and contractors in 2026 — what to spend on, what to skip, and how to get found on Google and AI.

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Google AdsJul 20, 2026

How much should you actually spend on Google Ads?

There's a Google Ads budget below which you're just donating to Google. How to calculate the monthly floor your market requires — with the math.

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Web DesignJul 17, 2026

You probably don't need a redesign. You need four fixes.

Most redesigns solve a problem nobody had. Here's how to tell whether your site is actually broken — and the four fixes that beat a rebuild.

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AI InfluencersJul 16, 2026

AI influencers are cheap to build and expensive to keep

Everyone asks what it costs to make an AI influencer. Wrong question. Here's the real bill — setup, the monthly feed, and the costs nobody puts in the deck.

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Google AdsJul 15, 2026

You're #1 on Google. Do you still need Google Ads?

Google says 89% of ad clicks are incremental. eBay's own experiment found brand ads did nothing. Both are true — here's which one applies to you.

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SEOJul 13, 2026

How long does SEO actually take to work?

The honest answer to the question every client asks: real timelines, why it takes that long, and how to tell if it's working before the traffic arrives.

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AI InfluencersJul 10, 2026

Do you legally have to say your influencer is AI? (In Europe, yes)

The EU AI Act makes labelling AI-generated content mandatory from August 2026. What that means for brands using virtual personas — and how to comply without killing the campaign.

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Web DesignJul 8, 2026

How to Choose a Web Design Agency (Without Getting Burned)

Seven questions that separate a real web design agency from a template mill — ownership, speed, SEO, AI-readiness, and the red flags nobody warns you about.

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Google AdsJul 8, 2026

Performance Max: should you trust Google's black box?

Google pushes Performance Max hard. When it actually works, when it quietly burns your budget, and the settings that decide which one you get.

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Web DesignJul 6, 2026

How much does a professional website actually cost in 2026?

Real numbers, not 'it depends': what websites cost at every tier, what actually drives the price, and the red flags at both ends of the market.

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GEOJul 5, 2026

llms.txt: the 30-minute file that introduces your business to AI

What llms.txt actually is, what it can and can't do for AI visibility, and how to write one that ChatGPT and Perplexity can actually use.

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GEOJun 24, 2026

GEO is eating SEO’s lunch. Here’s the menu.

Generative Engine Optimization (GEO) is how your business gets named by ChatGPT, Perplexity and Google’s AI. What it is — and how to start.

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Google AdsJun 10, 2026

Your ads aren’t expensive. Your funnel is.

Google Ads not converting? It’s usually the landing page, not the ads. The funnel checklist to run before you touch your budget.

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GEOMay 28, 2026

How AI assistants decide which brands to name

We tested 400 prompts across ChatGPT, Perplexity and Gemini. Here are the three signals that decide which brands AI recommends.

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SEOMay 14, 2026

The core update survival kit

Some sites never drop in a Google core update. Here are the five boring habits that make a site update-proof.

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AI InfluencersApr 30, 2026

AI influencers: cringe or the best CPM you’ll ever buy?

AI influencers sound like a gimmick until you see the CPMs. What we learned running virtual-persona campaigns for real budgets.

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SEOApr 16, 2026

Zero-click search isn’t the end. It’s a filter.

Zero-click search isn’t killing SEO — it’s filtering out low-intent clicks. How to win the searches that still convert.

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